Car Acronyms & Jokes Page

We really take liberties with car names here. Some of these funny names and alternate acronym meanings are common ones that we have all heard, and ones that we have brainstormed ourselves. The names are not meant to slander anyone, they are just witty alternate names. Send us your funny alternate car names and we'll add them here!

It doesn't matter how much you paid for the car, they all look the same after the wreck." From a wise dad.

		Q:How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb?

		A: I'm going to work this out on my calculator, and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Names with asterisk are names we created, and may not be used without our written permission. Thanks!

Acura

Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
*A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates

AMC

Always Made Crap
Autos May Combust

Audi

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Always Under Diagnostic Inspection
*Always Upside-down, Double Interest
Another Understated Dealer Incentive
A Used Dodge Incognito

BMW

Bob Marley and the Wailers
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Beautiful Models Wanted
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Biggest Metal Waste
Big Money Works
Bring My Wallet
Burn My Wallet
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Bring More Women
Bring More Wrenches
Bavarian Money Waster
*Bring My Wad!

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